WTAF. Hands Up If You Want To Glue Stuff To Your Baby’s Head?
The Most Insane Baby-Craze Ever: Would You Glue Stuff To Your Baby’s Head?
Remember that time just before you had your first baby?
Your weekends would be spent in the aisles of the local baby mega-mart trying to decide on the ‘best’ pram, the ‘best’ bassinet and the ‘best’ nappy bag.
Trying to sort the bugaboos from the bjorns is enough to make anyone’s head spin! And it’s in this confused and vulnerable state that parents-to-be become a marketeer’s dream.
Heated baby-wipe warmer – yes please!
$500 nappy bag – sure thing!
$60 teething aid – sounds sensible!
But a new baby product has come onto the market that really takes the cake for nutso, over-the-top, crazy-baby-shenanigans.
It’s called ‘Girlie Glue’ and it’s a product whose sole purpose is to allow you to stick things to your baby’s head.
Yep. Now you can stick all manner of ‘bling’ on to your baby daughter’s head so that everyone will know that THEY ARE A GIRL!
According to the Girlie Glue website –
“Girlie Glue is an all natural accessory glue, created to stick bows onto babies' heads. No clips, bands or even hair necessary. Accessorizing babies and toddlers with bows has never been easier or more comfortable.”
Needless to say, the internet has not been kind to this invention…
GLUEING a bow to your babies head to show she's a girl?! Stop the world I wanna get off!! #girlieglue
— Scout Finch (@ScoutJFinch) March 8, 2017
— Robs (@captainrobs) September 2, 2014
Also, there have been several items I would have happily glued onto my babies- hats, mittens, socks. #girlieglue
— Hazel Gould (@hmg66) July 13, 2014
The only sensible question seems to be, if you had a tube of Girlie Glue, what item would you stick to your baby’s head?