DAD LOSES IT IN DELIVERY SUITE
Giving birth is an intense experience for women. However you do it, it’s messy, scary, amazing, empowering and unlike anything you can ever imagine.
It’s also a pretty weird and incredible experience for partners.
They are essentially powerless and struggle watching as the mother of their about-to-be-born child battles to get that baby out of her body.
This poor fellow really struggles with the whole birthing thing. It’s as though he didn’t do any research beforehand and is completely unprepared for the, let's face it, horror of a tiny human coming out of a big human.
What exactly did he expect would happen, we wonder.He completely upstages his girlfriend with his shocked and horrified expressions. She handles the whole birth with unbelievable calm. But her man, well he just can’t keep himself together.
When the baby is born, he cowers in the corner, as though she has given birth to an alien.
He finally gathers all his strength and helps cut the cord.
If this is how he is going to be, we’re wondering how he will handle that first full body poo explosion.